Jeff Allen - My First "Final" Farewell Tour (3 PM)

Jeff Allen may (or may not) want to admit it, but he’s getting old. At 69, Jeff is staring down his 70th year and decided it might be time to think about slowing down. The result? My First Final Farewell Tour kicks off March 1st, 2026. Yes, you read that right—“First” and “Final” in the same sentence—because Jeff’s not totally sure he’s done. (After all, Cher had 20 farewell tours, and Elton John is still out there.)

What he is sure of: he’s bringing a mix of fan favorites and fresh new material to the stage. From the classic Happy Wife Happy Life routine you’ve been quoting for years, to fresh takes on marriage, family, and everyday life, Jeff is pulling it all together for a night that’s hilarious, unforgettable, and uplifting.

Jeff Allen is one of America’s most beloved comedians, with nearly 1 billion online views and a record-setting seven Dry Bar Comedy specials. He’s been featured on America’s Got Talent, The Today Show, Comedy Central, Showtime, and starred in the films Apostles of Comedy and My 7 Grandmas. Millions have seen him across Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube—but nothing compares to seeing Jeff live.

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You know that exact moment when you try to say something helpful, and before you even finish the sentence, you realize you just made everything 100 times worse? Joel Beasley has built an entire career on that moment.

You know that exact moment when you try to say something helpful, and before you even finish the sentence, you realize you just made everything 100 times worse? Joel Beasley has built an entire career on that moment.

A Nashville-based headlining comedian with over 5 million views across social media, Joel is the ultimate well-intentioned guy just trying to survive the chaos of marriage, parenting, and modern life without saying the exact wrong thing. (Spoiler: He usually says it anyway).

When he isn't interviewing tech founders and astronauts on his top-ranked leadership podcast, Joel is bringing his relaxed, razor-sharp, and clean stand-up to stages nationwide. He's been featured on the Nateland Show, has toured nationwide with comedy legend Jeff Allen, and has mastered the art of deadpan sincerity.

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